Welcome to the home of Clubber Jones

Previously I’ve only existed in the depths of Clubland, alongside regular clubbers like you (I was the one in the blue Pac-Man t-shirt).

Now I’ll be living my life over these pages. Why am I doing this, I hear you ask ?

As with many people, I’m bored. I’m bored with the club scene, bored of uninspired djs and crappy Ibiza compilations. I’m bored with drugs and I’m even bored of my blue Pac-Man t-shirt (even though it’s really cool).

I’m here to entertain myself and re-discover my love for clubbing. Along the way I hope to make a few friends and raise a few laughs.

So stick around for the journey, I promise it will be more fun than the latest Clubland mix cd (oh, if only everything in life was so easy to guarantee).

Be cool my friends …